January 2012
12 posts
welp it's that time of day again
grimaugury:
time to watch too many episodes of frasier and then be like “oh shit it’s four o’clock”
a perfect description of how my evenings have been lately. i don’t regret a minute of it.
December 2011
29 posts
mother of all real-keepers: since no one ever asks... →
grimaugury:
feralnostalgia:
good idea, nathan.
Nathan is full of good ideas.
Height: 5’5-ish
Virgin?: no…
Shoe Size: usually a 9.
Sexual Orientation: straight, but everybody’s real pretty.
Do you Smoke?: no
Do you Drink?: yes, yes.
Do you Take Drugs?: no
Age you get mistaken for: a lady at a chinese buffet told me i looked 17.
Have Tattoos?: no
Want any tattoos: i...
"Being a Kardashian wasn't always easy for Khloe."
inothernews:
Why I shouldn’t watch Barbara Walters’s specials.
this is why i miss having a tv.
I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t...
– Henry Rollins (via sleepingtigers)
my feelings exactly
(via grimaugury)
whenever I feel lonely
timelikerain:
I sit around and play Brandi Carlile’s Hiding My Heart on ukulele.
Maybe I’ll record it for you sometime.
Brandi Carlile was half of the music of my freshman year. The other half was Nickel Creek. But…you should record it sometime. And, I’m sorry you’re feeling lonely :(
Report Card: US Public Infrastructure
climateadaptation:
Aviation D
Bridges C
Dams D
Drinking Water D-
Energy D+
Hazardous Waste D
Inland Waterways D-
Levees D-
Public Parks and Recreation C-
Rail C-
Roads D-
Schools D
Solid Waste C+
Transit D
Wastewater D
Source: American Society of Civil Engineers (PDF)
D’s get degrees?
November 2011
21 posts
so yesterday was my birthday
feralnostalgia:
3 rum and cokes, a shot of rum, and 5 shots of patron, I only paid for like 3 of them. yay friends and random-ass strangers from whitewater tavern.
also: Patron XO and Baileys in a shot = “little Guiness”. glorious invention. less glorious when you have to wake up in 5 hours to go to work, but meh.
I can see you and “little Guiness” becoming fast friends, haha....
feralnostalgia:
I captured a cockroach under a tupperware dish a week or two ago. s/he’s been living with a rock on top of the dish for a while now. they can go months without food, so whatever. I’d feel cruel killing it but I don’t want to let it go so it can surprise me at random.
I just watered it and decided to name it Jose. I’m considering getting a terrarium.
it crawled onto the wet...
Butters from South Park is my hero.
Goth Kid: I guess you can join up with us if you want.
Goth Kid 2: Yeah. We're gonna go to the graveyard and write poems about death and how pointless life is.
Butters: Uh, um, no thanks. I love life.
Stan: Huh? But you just got dumped.
Butters: Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is, like, a beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid.
Goth Kid 2: Yeah.
Stan: No. No, Butters, that doesn't sound stupid at all.
Butters: Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy Goth kid.