May 2012
5 posts
Also who wants to make me Frito Pie?
alexher:
getwhatyougive:
alexher:
I want to try it out of curiosity but don’t think I could live with myself making it. So one of you is going to have to make some and invite me to dinner. I will bring moderately priced alcohol!
No need to be ashamed. One day soon… we’ll have Frito Pie night. We could even make Frito Pie burritos.
Wait there are Frito pie burritos? My eyes are being...
Also who wants to make me Frito Pie?
alexher:
I want to try it out of curiosity but don’t think I could live with myself making it. So one of you is going to have to make some and invite me to dinner. I will bring moderately priced alcohol!
No need to be ashamed. One day soon… we’ll have Frito Pie night. We could even make Frito Pie burritos.
April 2012
5 posts
i hate this job...
to do this job as well as i would like, i would need to be full-time. i would also need a desk. this is insane. i got home at 3pm. i’ve been drinking gin since 3:03. very unlike me. not good. very bad.
sweet. lord.
This place and its pests. First…the carpet beetles. Then…the mice. now…the GIANT COCKROACH. I thought the damn thing was a mouse. I jumped after it for a good ten minutes try to kill it. I think it might be smarter than me.
Also, I think the peppermint oil I sprayed to drive away the mice irritated the cockroach enough to force it out of its hiding spot. You win some, you lose...
"...fucking stupid"
I went to Lentol Garden with some teens for an orientation and was called “fucking stupid” by some woman who had jumped the fence with some man to sit on a bench in some tulips. She called me stupid because I didn’t know about some art installation thing that NYU does or teaches about or something. She was real intense. I kind of felt like she was gonna throw down. Very strange....
March 2012
9 posts
A project update!
alexher:
So I got my carrots, beets and radishes in. I’m growing two types of radishes only because radishes are cool and we as a society don’t realize how cool radishes are. Also the basil and tomato i have growing in doors are looking good and yesterday I started some jalapenos and sweet peppers to get it ready for when its warm enough to put them out. So hopefully this all goes well.
You...
Soil Testing Kits
alexher:
are the coolest thing ever. I am in love with their little test tubes and all. PEOPLE LET ME TEST YOUR SOIL
Preach it!
Once upon a time there was a girl that lived in a mouse infested apartment in Brooklyn. On a typical Sunday, she was working on a lit review and made a conscious decision not to go to the grocery store to pick up something for dinner. She remembered she had a lonely can of chicken vegetable soup with rotini noodles sitting in one of her mouse infested cabinets.
When dinner time finally rolled...
today = netflix'd
ditto. netflix’d and laundry’d. and lit review’d. that last one is not going nearly as well though.
February 2012
13 posts
Can I tell you something quick? (In) the beginning of your program, the Earth is...
– Dr. NEIL deGRASSE TYSON, to Jon Stewart, nitpicking about The Daily Show’s opening title sequence.
Heh.
(via inothernews)
Conservative hunters pull together to form climate... →
climateadaptation:
Surprising interview at Field and Stream Magazine with Todd Tanner, chairman of Conservation Hawks. Tanner, a conservative, thinks climate change is affecting hunting (e.g., ecosystems) in a big way. He wants to raise awareness among hunters to help stop or adapt to changing conditions.
‘If Climate Change Isn’t Real, I’ll Give You My Beretta’
The Conservation Hawks is a...
I hope when people ask what you’re going to do with your English and/or creative...
– Dear Sugar: The Future Has an Ancient Heart
To the graduating English Majors.
(via whiskeyrobot)
write like a motherfucker.
(via oldtobegin)
"Hey Dustin! Getcha ass ova here! We buildin' bird...
You know I was married for 23 years to the love of my life, and he died six...
– Washington State Representative MAUREEN WALSH, Republican, on why she voted to legalize marriage equality in her state.
Dear New Jersey governor Chris Christie and others in the Republican Party who continue to demonize those who want marriage equality: this is what courage, and not cowardice,...
January 2012
14 posts
Making pancakes for only myself feels like one of the most adult things I’ve ever done. They were awesome. I’ll take that as a good sign for future adventures as a grown-up.
welp it's that time of day again
grimaugury:
time to watch too many episodes of frasier and then be like “oh shit it’s four o’clock”
a perfect description of how my evenings have been lately. i don’t regret a minute of it.
December 2011
29 posts
mother of all real-keepers: since no one ever asks... →
grimaugury:
feralnostalgia:
good idea, nathan.
Nathan is full of good ideas.
Height: 5’5-ish
Virgin?: no…
Shoe Size: usually a 9.
Sexual Orientation: straight, but everybody’s real pretty.
Do you Smoke?: no
Do you Drink?: yes, yes.
Do you Take Drugs?: no
Age you get mistaken for: a lady at a chinese buffet told me i looked 17.
Have Tattoos?: no
Want any tattoos: i...