Dec
29
mother of all real-keepers: since no one ever asks me these things I'm filling the whole thing out anyway.
good idea, nathan.
Nathan is full of good ideas.
- Height: 5’5-ish
- Virgin?: no…
- Shoe Size: usually a 9.
- Sexual Orientation: straight, but everybody’s real pretty.
- Do you Smoke?: no
- Do you Drink?: yes, yes.
- Do you Take Drugs?: no
- Age you get mistaken for: a lady at a chinese buffet told me i looked 17.
- Have Tattoos?: no
- Want any tattoos: i think about it occasionally. not really sure.
- Got any Piercings?: ears.
- Want any piercings?: probably not.
- Best friend?: stacia say-cheese
- Relationship status: i’m a single lady.
- Biggest turn ons: ambition, laughing at yourself, flannel pajama pants
- Biggest turn offs: dominance, overuse of the word ‘totally,’ being a self-righteous jackass
- Favorite Movie: 2 days in paris, erin brockovich
- I’ll love you if: you stick it out with me, and put in a little effort. perfection isn’t necessary; just try to give a damn.
- Someone you miss: friends and family. the people i used to argue and laugh with on a daily basis.
- Most traumatic experience: i’m not sure. i’ve been pretty lucky.
- A fact about your personality: “you meet people, and they fear you.” -my dad.
- What I hate most about myself: see #21. i don’t intend to intimidate the fuck out of people. i’m not even sure how it all happens.
- What I love most about myself: i try really hard to be there for people, and i always meet deadlines (i love myself because i meet deadlines?)
- What I want to be when I get older: a mountain lady preaching the perks of being a reptile
- My relationship with my sibling(s): um…one brother likes to cook, one brother likes to play table tennis. i’m sure they’re more than that.
- My relationship with my parents: i love my parents. but i’m a lot like both of them though, so we clash quite a bit.
- My idea of a perfect date: all the successful ‘dates’ i’ve ever been on have been with people that i was friends with before. they always revolved around things i had in common with those people. outdoorsy things, cooking, making fun of bad tv, etc.
- My biggest pet peeves: people that can’t commit.
- A description of the girl/boy I like: put-together but scruffy. likes dirt. intelligent. funny.
- A description of the person I dislike the most: a manipulative, selfish, patronizing DOUCHE.
- A reason I’ve lied to a friend: (1) to try and avoid hurt feelings, usually doesn’t work too well; (2) to try and spare myself the annoyance of dealing with behaviors like heavy drinking (usually of cheap whiskey straight out of the bottle or vodka mixed with dr. pepper/mtn. dew) and the pity parties caused by this heavy drinking.
- What I hate the most about work: little people demands. crunchy vs. creamy peanut butter; white vs. potato bread; strawberry vs. strawberry banana smoothie; grover vs. elmo; cat in the hat vs. clifford the big red dog; little vs. big stroller….the list goes on.
- What my last text message says: haha, i sent melissa camille’s number.
- What words upset me the most: i don’t think any one word really upsets me.
- What words make me feel the best about myself: really genuine “hey, how are you?” greetings.
- What I find attractive in women: confidence, friendliness, patience
- What I find attractive in men: confidence, friendliness, patience…good nose.
- Where I would like to live: out in the boonies somewhere. i’m starting to think being able to see the stars at night is an integral part of human happiness.
- One of my insecurities: my body, things attached to by body (ears, limbs, eyebrows), my ability to meet/exceed expectations
- My childhood career choice: park ranger, vet, park ranger
- My favorite ice cream: vanilla, coffee
- Who I wish I could be: a person? i don’t know. an animal? my cat (any one of the three) or a three-toed sloth. Just chillin’ but with true purpose. I apparently have no need for human role models.
- Where I want to be right now: five years into the future with a more stable life, career, etc.
- The last thing I ate: mini turtle cheesecake bite and four hazelnuts
- Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: gregory peck?
- A random fact about anything: female box turtles have brown eyes; male box turtles have red eyes. probably my favorite fact ever.